1 00:00:06,043 --> 00:00:08,751 It's just a text. It doesn't necessarily mean the worst. 2 00:00:08,751 --> 00:00:10,497 His daughter sent him a text that said, "Are you with Dory?" 3 00:00:10,497 --> 00:00:11,964 Okay? That is not a good sign. 4 00:00:11,964 --> 00:00:14,200 Yeah. Well, maybe we'll just kill and bury her, too, huh? 5 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:15,702 Shouldn't be a problem for us. 6 00:00:15,702 --> 00:00:17,169 I mean, Jesus, Dory, I thought you said 7 00:00:17,169 --> 00:00:18,371 you weren't even close with him. 8 00:00:18,371 --> 00:00:19,539 I wasn't. I didn't know 9 00:00:19,539 --> 00:00:20,807 that h-he told anyone about me! 10 00:00:20,807 --> 00:00:22,341 Yeah, well, his daughter knows your name. 11 00:00:22,341 --> 00:00:25,011 So that actually seems very close to me. 12 00:00:25,011 --> 00:00:26,613 Maybe she means a different Dory. 13 00:00:26,613 --> 00:00:28,113 Okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay. 14 00:00:28,113 --> 00:00:29,749 Exactly how much does the daughter know about you? 15 00:00:29,749 --> 00:00:31,184 There's no way for me to know. 16 00:00:31,184 --> 00:00:32,652 I didn't know that she knew anything about me. 17 00:00:32,652 --> 00:00:34,053 It's so gross and sad. 18 00:00:34,053 --> 00:00:35,888 She's still texting him like he's still alive. 19 00:00:35,888 --> 00:00:38,625 Oh, god, should we just text back, "I'm dead?" 20 00:00:38,625 --> 00:00:40,059 Dory, Dory, think, 21 00:00:40,059 --> 00:00:41,794 is there any reason to suspect that his family 22 00:00:41,794 --> 00:00:43,663 might know that Keith is in Montreal 23 00:00:43,663 --> 00:00:45,460 or that you're with him? Okay. 24 00:00:45,460 --> 00:00:47,132 There is literally no way for me 25 00:00:47,132 --> 00:00:49,468 to know what he told people about me. 26 00:00:49,468 --> 00:00:51,837 None of this would be an issue if he was still alive. 27 00:00:51,837 --> 00:00:53,940 - Goddamn it, Dory. - Okay. Guys, guys, guys! 28 00:00:53,940 --> 00:00:55,374 I don't know what you want me to say. All right? 29 00:00:55,374 --> 00:00:56,910 I barely knew the guy. I only knew him for 2 weeks. 30 00:00:56,910 --> 00:00:58,445 Okay. Everybody shut up! 31 00:00:58,445 --> 00:00:59,946 Let's not freak out about this. 32 00:00:59,946 --> 00:01:01,781 We have no idea what his daughter knows. 33 00:01:01,781 --> 00:01:03,216 And there's a crack in this. 34 00:01:03,216 --> 00:01:06,018 - Goddamn it. - Guys, let's not freak out. 35 00:01:06,018 --> 00:01:08,822 If only there was a way to make it seem like he was still alive. 36 00:01:08,822 --> 00:01:10,256 Obviously, Portia. 37 00:01:10,256 --> 00:01:12,692 Maybe we can make it seem like Keith never died here. 38 00:01:12,692 --> 00:01:15,161 Okay? Maybe he was, like, on a vacation. 39 00:01:15,161 --> 00:01:16,763 And we take all of his stuff. 40 00:01:16,763 --> 00:01:18,464 And we put it on a train or something. 41 00:01:18,464 --> 00:01:20,767 And we put it far away. Do you know what I mean? 42 00:01:24,204 --> 00:01:27,940 Yeah. 43 00:01:27,940 --> 00:01:30,376 That's actually not the worst idea. 44 00:01:30,376 --> 00:01:33,946 Yeah, Dory, because sometimes I have good ideas, too. 45 00:01:33,946 --> 00:01:37,851 ♪ Obedear, the sky is low ♪ 46 00:01:37,851 --> 00:01:42,321 ♪ Watch fluent seamen rig their rudders ♪ 47 00:01:42,321 --> 00:01:44,290 Jesus, Dory, stop touching everything. 48 00:01:44,290 --> 00:01:45,891 The less fingerprints, the better. 49 00:01:45,891 --> 00:01:47,526 Okay. Yeah, I-- I-- I just want to make sure 50 00:01:47,526 --> 00:01:50,029 that there's no, like, PI photos of me or anything. 51 00:01:50,029 --> 00:01:53,733 I don't want to leave a trace. 52 00:01:53,733 --> 00:01:56,569 Did you guys have sex in here? 53 00:01:56,569 --> 00:01:59,672 No. No, okay. Well, you don't have to lie to me, Dory. 54 00:01:59,672 --> 00:02:01,407 Because I know you did. Okay? We didn't have sex in here. 55 00:02:01,407 --> 00:02:02,675 I know you did! I can feel it. I can feel it. 56 00:02:02,675 --> 00:02:03,643 Okay, we only did it once! 57 00:02:03,643 --> 00:02:04,611 God, Jesus, Dory, 58 00:02:04,611 --> 00:02:07,782 I don't want to hear that. 59 00:02:18,992 --> 00:02:21,794 What the hell is this?! 60 00:02:21,794 --> 00:02:23,930 Matthieu, I trusted you! 61 00:02:23,930 --> 00:02:26,032 And this is how you repay me?! 62 00:02:26,032 --> 00:02:27,767 No. No, no, it's not what it looks like. 63 00:02:27,767 --> 00:02:30,002 Do I look stupid to you?! 64 00:02:30,002 --> 00:02:32,204 You wake up in bed with another woman 65 00:02:32,204 --> 00:02:34,874 and expect me to believe that nothing happened?! 66 00:02:34,874 --> 00:02:37,877 You're a pig, just like all men! 67 00:02:37,877 --> 00:02:39,746 - What did we do? - Nothing. 68 00:02:39,746 --> 00:02:41,047 Okay? Nothing happened. 69 00:02:41,047 --> 00:02:42,649 She snored the entire night. 70 00:02:42,649 --> 00:02:43,983 I was pushing her off me. 71 00:02:43,983 --> 00:02:45,251 And I-- I was begging her. 72 00:02:45,251 --> 00:02:47,554 I was begging her to stop. Okay? 73 00:02:47,554 --> 00:02:50,089 My mother warned me about guys like you. 74 00:02:50,089 --> 00:02:53,192 All you crave is sex, sex, sex! 75 00:02:53,192 --> 00:02:56,291 That's not true! I'm a romantic. 76 00:02:56,291 --> 00:02:58,732 Matthieu, get out! 77 00:03:02,034 --> 00:03:03,435 This seems like a fine place, right? 78 00:03:03,435 --> 00:03:05,304 I bet people leave cars here for days. Nobody cares. 79 00:03:05,304 --> 00:03:06,873 Yeah. So when we go in there, I think you should be the one 80 00:03:06,873 --> 00:03:08,207 to buy the ticket. All right? 81 00:03:08,207 --> 00:03:11,077 In case they I.D. because you're a man. 82 00:03:11,077 --> 00:03:12,477 You guys are so hard to find. 83 00:03:12,477 --> 00:03:15,782 This car really blends in with the environment. 84 00:03:15,782 --> 00:03:16,716 Okay. Can you just park the car? 85 00:03:16,716 --> 00:03:17,717 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 86 00:03:17,717 --> 00:03:21,220 Trying to have a little fun. 87 00:03:21,220 --> 00:03:23,190 Can I please have two tickets? 88 00:03:23,190 --> 00:03:24,390 Do you think I should, uh, 89 00:03:24,390 --> 00:03:26,358 pick an aisle seat or a window seat? 90 00:03:26,358 --> 00:03:28,795 Truly could not matter less. Just get on the train, 91 00:03:28,795 --> 00:03:30,964 tuck his phone away in a seat pocket and get off the train. 92 00:03:30,964 --> 00:03:35,501 It's very simple. 93 00:03:35,501 --> 00:03:36,697 Hi, how are you? 94 00:03:36,697 --> 00:03:40,072 - Good, sir. - Good, that's nice. 95 00:03:40,072 --> 00:03:43,009 Um, what is the furthest Canadian destination 96 00:03:43,009 --> 00:03:44,911 that your trains could take me to? 97 00:03:55,789 --> 00:03:58,960 Okay. So I'll be right back. 98 00:04:11,833 --> 00:04:16,009 Young woman, you forgot your telephone. 99 00:04:16,009 --> 00:04:18,211 Oh, um, no, I didn't. Thank you, though. 100 00:04:18,211 --> 00:04:20,713 Yes, you did. It's right there. 101 00:04:20,713 --> 00:04:22,381 I can see it. 102 00:04:22,381 --> 00:04:24,551 No, look, I-- I have my cell phone. 103 00:04:24,551 --> 00:04:26,018 So I'm fine. But thank you, though. 104 00:04:26,018 --> 00:04:29,589 Then you have two telephones. 105 00:04:29,589 --> 00:04:31,758 No, I don't. 106 00:04:31,758 --> 00:04:34,860 You walked to that seat and stuck your telephone in it. 107 00:04:34,860 --> 00:04:37,530 And then you walked away. And I watched you do every bit of it. 108 00:04:37,530 --> 00:04:38,732 Oh, look. Oh, my gosh, you're right. 109 00:04:38,732 --> 00:04:42,835 Okay. Thank you. 110 00:04:49,209 --> 00:04:52,446 Oh, shit. 111 00:04:55,048 --> 00:04:55,910 Loss of impulse control, 112 00:04:55,910 --> 00:04:58,084 accelerated sex drive, 113 00:04:58,084 --> 00:04:59,919 absence of accountability. 114 00:04:59,919 --> 00:05:02,088 See? It was definitely the sleeping pills. 115 00:05:02,088 --> 00:05:04,491 I would never consciously betray you like that. 116 00:05:04,491 --> 00:05:06,827 It's fine, Chantal. I'm really not upset. 117 00:05:06,827 --> 00:05:07,727 I promise. 118 00:05:07,727 --> 00:05:09,062 Okay. I need you to understand 119 00:05:09,062 --> 00:05:11,965 that I respect you so much as my friend 120 00:05:11,965 --> 00:05:13,666 and as, like, a kickass woman. 121 00:05:13,666 --> 00:05:15,568 Hey, hi, hi, hi. Hi. We got to go. 122 00:05:15,568 --> 00:05:17,137 We got to go right now. - Why? Where's Dory? 123 00:05:17,137 --> 00:05:19,105 Uh, well, she's at the Drummondville station. 124 00:05:19,105 --> 00:05:20,906 Why? We'll tell you in the car, babe. 125 00:05:20,906 --> 00:05:22,841 Just go clean up your little hideout and let's go. 126 00:05:22,841 --> 00:05:24,844 Okay. But I was going to make eggs in a basket. 127 00:05:24,844 --> 00:05:26,340 Chop, chop, Chantal, chop, chop! 128 00:05:26,340 --> 00:05:27,580 - It'll be-- - It's going to be so fun. 129 00:05:27,580 --> 00:05:29,014 Yeah, it'll be fun. It's a road trip. 130 00:05:29,014 --> 00:05:30,650 - Okay! So good. - Yeah. It'll be fun, Chantal. 131 00:05:30,650 --> 00:05:31,984 - It'll be fun. - Whoo! Whoo! 132 00:05:31,984 --> 00:05:34,186 Is she okay? Where's Dory? 133 00:05:34,186 --> 00:05:36,623 Everything's fine. Dory's just trapped on the train. 134 00:05:36,623 --> 00:05:38,757 So we just need to make this look like we were never here 135 00:05:38,757 --> 00:05:40,226 and get out as soon as possible. 136 00:05:40,226 --> 00:05:41,894 Okay. Okay. All right. 137 00:05:41,894 --> 00:05:43,729 Someone left poop streaks on the upstairs toilet. 138 00:05:43,729 --> 00:05:45,264 I'm going to flush it a few times. 139 00:05:45,264 --> 00:05:48,235 Okay. Hey, let's try to be out of here in 20, please. 140 00:06:00,146 --> 00:06:05,551 ♪ Lonesome ♪ 141 00:06:05,551 --> 00:06:11,925 ♪ Fall believing ♪ 142 00:06:11,925 --> 00:06:18,992 ♪ We believe you love ♪ 143 00:06:24,137 --> 00:06:30,004 ♪ Lonesome ♪ 144 00:06:30,004 --> 00:06:31,478 ♪ Falling ♪ 145 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:33,279 Go Katie Bird! 146 00:06:33,279 --> 00:06:34,848 You got it, Katie. 147 00:06:34,848 --> 00:06:37,750 Let's go-- shoot. 148 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:41,154 You all right, sweetie? You okay? 149 00:06:41,154 --> 00:06:44,057 All right. Hey. Come on. Get up. 150 00:06:47,327 --> 00:06:48,923 ♪ Ooh ♪ 151 00:07:05,144 --> 00:07:06,813 Chantal, are you, like, scared of what people 152 00:07:06,813 --> 00:07:10,283 are going to think when you get home? 153 00:07:10,283 --> 00:07:11,517 What do you mean? 154 00:07:11,517 --> 00:07:13,720 I just think about if it were my family 155 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:16,657 and, like, if I ran away for no good reason like a child, 156 00:07:16,657 --> 00:07:20,694 they would be so mad. 157 00:07:20,694 --> 00:07:22,929 I-- 158 00:07:22,929 --> 00:07:25,599 I mean, I hadn't thought about it like that, so... 159 00:07:33,206 --> 00:07:36,576 Oh, I hate change. 160 00:07:41,881 --> 00:07:44,684 Hi, Dory, great to see you here in Drummondville. 161 00:07:44,684 --> 00:07:46,452 I need air! I just-- I need a little air. 162 00:07:46,452 --> 00:07:47,486 - Oh. - I need a little air. 163 00:07:47,486 --> 00:07:48,788 - Okay. - I'm feeling... 164 00:07:48,788 --> 00:07:50,190 What's going on? What's-- what's going on? 165 00:07:50,190 --> 00:07:52,559 I think she's just a little nervy about going home. 166 00:07:52,559 --> 00:07:54,560 I said something. Sorry. I'm sorry. 167 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:56,228 I just, like... 168 00:07:56,228 --> 00:07:59,099 My family's going to think that I'm such a disgusting, 169 00:07:59,099 --> 00:08:01,735 disappointing, stupid idiot! 170 00:08:01,735 --> 00:08:03,569 Agnes is going to kill me. 171 00:08:03,569 --> 00:08:05,604 And Agnes' Aunt Noni is going to kill me. 172 00:08:05,604 --> 00:08:06,939 Everyone's going to kill me. 173 00:08:06,939 --> 00:08:08,741 Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, Chantal, look at me. 174 00:08:08,741 --> 00:08:10,643 Look at me. Take a deep breath. 175 00:08:10,643 --> 00:08:12,612 Everything's going to be okay. 176 00:08:12,612 --> 00:08:13,880 You're just under a lot of pressure. 177 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:15,282 No, I'm not under pressure! 178 00:08:15,282 --> 00:08:17,878 I'm a stupid idiot! Everything thinks so! 179 00:08:17,878 --> 00:08:20,786 My mom thinks I'm an idiot. My dad thinks I'm an idiot. 180 00:08:20,786 --> 00:08:23,623 My sister definitely thinks I'm an idiot. 181 00:08:23,623 --> 00:08:25,291 And now, I'm just going to go ho-- 182 00:08:25,291 --> 00:08:26,627 I don't know what I'm going to go. 183 00:08:26,627 --> 00:08:28,028 I don't want to go home. 184 00:08:28,028 --> 00:08:29,795 I don't... I don't... 185 00:08:29,795 --> 00:08:32,031 - I don't... - You know, Chantal, 186 00:08:32,031 --> 00:08:35,868 hey, hey, hey. Listen. Guess what? 187 00:08:35,868 --> 00:08:38,872 You don't have to tell people the truth. 188 00:08:38,872 --> 00:08:40,206 What do you mean? 189 00:08:40,206 --> 00:08:42,308 Well, i-if you're feeling anxious, you know, 190 00:08:42,308 --> 00:08:44,372 about what people will think about you 191 00:08:44,372 --> 00:08:46,879 or, you know, Agnus' Aunt Noni, 192 00:08:46,879 --> 00:08:48,615 you don't even have to tell people that we found you 193 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:50,817 in her house. Oh, my god, Chantal, 194 00:08:50,817 --> 00:08:54,621 I'd be feeling so anxious about that, too. 195 00:08:54,621 --> 00:08:55,988 Yeah, I mean, that's true. 196 00:08:55,988 --> 00:08:59,659 Yeah. So don't say that. Just don't say that. 197 00:08:59,659 --> 00:09:02,862 I mean, Chantal, we are here for you. 198 00:09:02,862 --> 00:09:05,164 We will literally say whatever you want us to say. 199 00:09:05,164 --> 00:09:06,432 Yes. 200 00:09:06,432 --> 00:09:08,268 Okay? Right, guys? 201 00:09:08,268 --> 00:09:09,803 100%, Chantal. 202 00:09:09,803 --> 00:09:11,770 - Yes, yeah. - Okay. 203 00:09:11,770 --> 00:09:14,708 Um, I mean, this is kind of weird. 204 00:09:14,708 --> 00:09:16,275 But I... 205 00:09:16,275 --> 00:09:18,611 I wrote this poem a few years ago, 206 00:09:18,611 --> 00:09:21,814 um, that I really thought was going to do the rounds online. 207 00:09:21,814 --> 00:09:24,017 But everyone just decided to hate it. 208 00:09:24,017 --> 00:09:27,220 Um, about, this motel in New Hampshire. 209 00:09:27,220 --> 00:09:29,222 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay, that's a start. 210 00:09:29,222 --> 00:09:31,991 And my first plan when I ran away 211 00:09:31,991 --> 00:09:35,594 was to hide out in a hotel in New Hampshire 212 00:09:35,594 --> 00:09:38,999 kind of as like a screw you to everybody. You know? 213 00:09:38,999 --> 00:09:41,869 Still kind of regret that I didn't do that. 214 00:09:41,869 --> 00:09:44,170 - Yeah. - Oh, well... 215 00:09:44,170 --> 00:09:49,975 well, what if-- if we love that poem? 216 00:09:49,975 --> 00:09:52,112 And-- and somehow, in reading it, we were able to-- 217 00:09:52,112 --> 00:09:54,214 to figure out where you were? 218 00:09:54,214 --> 00:09:58,418 And, you know, none of us ever even had to be in Montreal. 219 00:09:58,418 --> 00:09:59,519 - Yeah. - Yeah. I mean, 220 00:09:59,519 --> 00:10:00,421 does that make sense? - Mm-hmm. 221 00:10:00,421 --> 00:10:03,222 Yeah, I mean. 222 00:10:03,222 --> 00:10:05,191 Yeah, I guess I'd be into that. Yeah? 223 00:10:05,191 --> 00:10:07,661 I honestly love how this is all coming together. 224 00:10:15,668 --> 00:10:17,404 All right, guys. Passports. 225 00:10:17,404 --> 00:10:19,072 And nobody has anything weird on them 226 00:10:19,072 --> 00:10:20,574 like Canadian cocaine, do they? 227 00:10:20,574 --> 00:10:21,641 - Nope. - No. 228 00:10:21,641 --> 00:10:22,876 - We finished it. - I, uh, 229 00:10:22,876 --> 00:10:23,877 I just want to remind everyone 230 00:10:23,877 --> 00:10:25,111 that my passport is fake in case 231 00:10:25,111 --> 00:10:30,083 that makes anybody uncomfortable. 232 00:10:30,083 --> 00:10:31,584 What? Sorry, Chantal, 233 00:10:31,584 --> 00:10:33,286 you say you don't have your real passport with you? 234 00:10:33,286 --> 00:10:35,288 - No, I left everything behind. - Oh, my God. 235 00:10:35,288 --> 00:10:38,324 Chantal, that's a federal felony. Do you know that? 236 00:10:38,324 --> 00:10:40,527 Why didn't you say this earlier, Chantal? 237 00:10:40,527 --> 00:10:42,027 I did! I just did! 238 00:10:42,027 --> 00:10:43,430 So if you're not comfortable, you should get out. 239 00:10:43,430 --> 00:10:45,063 We're not going to get out of the car 240 00:10:45,063 --> 00:10:46,166 because we're right in front of border patrol! 241 00:10:46,166 --> 00:10:47,067 - Okay? - We could literally 242 00:10:47,067 --> 00:10:48,768 all be detained, Chantal! 243 00:10:48,768 --> 00:10:51,304 - Aah! -"Margaret Wartime." 244 00:10:51,304 --> 00:10:54,535 Your name is Margaret Wartime?! 245 00:10:54,535 --> 00:10:55,976 I don't know. It's from Chinatown. 246 00:10:55,976 --> 00:10:57,344 - Wha-- - Why did you pick 247 00:10:57,344 --> 00:10:59,044 Margaret Wartime? It sounds like a fake name! 248 00:10:59,044 --> 00:11:00,713 Should we turn around? Should we just turn around? 249 00:11:00,713 --> 00:11:02,482 No. No. Guys, stop it. You're really freaking me out. 250 00:11:02,482 --> 00:11:04,284 Well, you should be freaking out, Chantal! 251 00:11:04,284 --> 00:11:06,253 Okay. I can't even tell if this is a good passport. 252 00:11:06,253 --> 00:11:08,789 Guys, none of us know Margaret Wartime. 253 00:11:08,789 --> 00:11:10,290 She's a hitchhiker. 254 00:11:10,290 --> 00:11:11,858 We picked her up on our way because we're nice. 255 00:11:11,858 --> 00:11:13,326 And we let her have the front seat?! 256 00:11:13,326 --> 00:11:14,760 - God. - All right. Shut up. 257 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,162 Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Portia. 258 00:11:16,162 --> 00:11:18,164 - No. Turn around. - Portia, Portia, Portia, stop. 259 00:11:18,164 --> 00:11:21,868 - Okay. I'm okay. - It's okay. You're okay. 260 00:11:21,868 --> 00:11:25,238 Morning, officer. What's going down? 261 00:11:25,238 --> 00:11:26,206 Morning. 262 00:11:26,206 --> 00:11:26,940 Morning. 263 00:11:26,940 --> 00:11:30,443 It's a beautiful day, huh? 264 00:11:30,443 --> 00:11:33,380 I got five in the car. We're just coming from Montreal. 265 00:11:33,380 --> 00:11:36,277 So we had a nice, quaint little weekend there. 266 00:11:36,277 --> 00:11:37,383 It was really sweet. 267 00:11:37,383 --> 00:11:40,120 Yeah, we, um, stayed at the Radisson downtown. 268 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:41,321 And they had a pool and everything, 269 00:11:41,321 --> 00:11:43,857 which we weren't even expecting. 270 00:11:43,857 --> 00:11:45,358 The French is confusing, too. 271 00:11:45,358 --> 00:11:47,226 I didn't know we were going to be busting out 272 00:11:47,226 --> 00:11:49,129 the Rosetta Stone, you know what I'm talking? 273 00:11:49,129 --> 00:11:50,831 Yeah. Can you roll this window down? 274 00:11:50,831 --> 00:11:53,834 Yeah, totally. 275 00:12:00,340 --> 00:12:02,075 Everything all right, officer? 276 00:12:02,075 --> 00:12:06,446 Just never seen this before. 277 00:12:06,446 --> 00:12:09,950 Seen what, exactly? 278 00:12:15,721 --> 00:12:17,824 Are you on "Surviving Essex?" 279 00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:21,228 Yes. 280 00:12:21,228 --> 00:12:22,228 I am. 281 00:12:22,228 --> 00:12:23,997 You are the very first celebrity 282 00:12:23,997 --> 00:12:25,064 I've ever seen come through here. 283 00:12:25,064 --> 00:12:26,666 - Oh! - She's a gay icon. 284 00:12:26,666 --> 00:12:28,568 Can I get a selfie of you giving me a kiss on the cheek? 285 00:12:28,568 --> 00:12:30,436 Oh, I would love to kiss you on the cheek! 286 00:12:30,436 --> 00:12:32,405 Okay. Hey, hold on to these, champ. 287 00:12:32,405 --> 00:12:34,974 Absolutely. Thank you, sir. 288 00:12:34,974 --> 00:12:36,343 Aww. 289 00:12:36,343 --> 00:12:37,878 - Okay. Ready? - Yeah, hold on. 290 00:12:37,878 --> 00:12:39,279 One, two, three. 291 00:12:39,279 --> 00:12:40,848 Get both your lips on there. 292 00:12:40,848 --> 00:12:41,748 Okay. 293 00:12:45,284 --> 00:12:46,119 ♪ Ba, da, da, hah ♪ 294 00:12:46,119 --> 00:12:47,887 ♪ Ba, da, da, hah ♪ 295 00:12:47,887 --> 00:12:51,391 ♪ Ba, da, da, hah, hah, hah ♪ 296 00:12:51,391 --> 00:12:55,127 ♪ Hah, hah, hah, hah, hah ♪ 297 00:12:55,127 --> 00:12:57,029 ♪ Ba, da, da, hah ♪ 298 00:12:57,029 --> 00:12:58,798 ♪ Ba, da, da, hah ♪ 299 00:12:58,798 --> 00:13:01,968 ♪ Ba, da, da, hah, hah, hah ♪ 300 00:13:01,968 --> 00:13:03,903 ♪ Hah, hah, hah, hah, hah ♪ Okay. 301 00:13:03,903 --> 00:13:05,437 We're here. 302 00:13:05,437 --> 00:13:07,474 Chantal, you got everything, babe? 303 00:13:07,474 --> 00:13:08,974 Uh, yeah, I think so. 304 00:13:08,974 --> 00:13:11,110 Well, it was such an honor to find you personally, 305 00:13:11,110 --> 00:13:14,179 Chantal, and know that you're just home safe and sound. 306 00:13:14,179 --> 00:13:17,184 And I would love to get brunch with you soon, girl. 307 00:13:17,184 --> 00:13:19,352 Yes. 308 00:13:19,352 --> 00:13:21,821 Okay. 309 00:13:26,793 --> 00:13:31,330 You know, Chantal, actually... 310 00:13:31,330 --> 00:13:34,634 what if we kind of came in with you for a second 311 00:13:34,634 --> 00:13:36,936 and, um, helped you settle in, you know? 312 00:13:36,936 --> 00:13:41,174 Just to go-- go over explaining everything that happened. 313 00:13:41,174 --> 00:13:43,077 You know, we could help you with that a little bit. 314 00:13:43,077 --> 00:13:44,243 What do you think? 315 00:13:44,243 --> 00:13:47,347 Yeah? Guys, is that something we could do? 316 00:13:47,347 --> 00:13:48,215 - Mm-hmm. - Sure. 317 00:13:48,215 --> 00:13:49,249 Yeah. Sure. 318 00:13:49,249 --> 00:13:50,617 - Okay. - Yeah. 319 00:13:50,617 --> 00:13:52,786 Let's do it. Let's go. 320 00:13:52,786 --> 00:13:54,687 Go inside. That sounds good. 321 00:14:02,862 --> 00:14:07,300 Oh! Ms. Linda! Ms. Linda! 322 00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:10,170 Miss Linda! 323 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:15,441 Ms. Linda! Oh! Oh! 324 00:14:15,441 --> 00:14:17,411 - Ms. Linda! Oh, my God! - Jesus, what is it, Chana?! 325 00:14:19,712 --> 00:14:21,314 Robert! Robert! 326 00:14:21,314 --> 00:14:22,315 Mommyyyyy! 327 00:14:22,315 --> 00:14:25,986 Chantal! It's Chantal! 328 00:14:25,986 --> 00:14:28,188 Oh, my God! 329 00:14:28,188 --> 00:14:30,323 I'm so sorry. 330 00:14:31,792 --> 00:14:33,160 Oh, God. 331 00:14:35,929 --> 00:14:37,263 Chantal! 332 00:14:38,398 --> 00:14:39,967 Oh, sweetie. 333 00:14:39,967 --> 00:14:40,934 Come on. Oh. 334 00:14:40,934 --> 00:14:42,035 Oh. 335 00:14:42,035 --> 00:14:43,436 I'm sorry. 336 00:14:47,607 --> 00:14:51,045 Well, you did it, Dory. 337 00:14:51,045 --> 00:14:53,146 You saved Chantal. 338 00:14:56,449 --> 00:14:58,451 Thank you. 339 00:14:58,451 --> 00:14:59,319 Thank you. 340 00:15:02,150 --> 00:15:04,356 This is so uncomfortable. 341 00:15:04,356 --> 00:15:07,861 Are we supposed to co-mingle, or, like, give them space? 342 00:15:07,861 --> 00:15:09,496 Do you guys think that, like, maybe we could 343 00:15:09,496 --> 00:15:10,763 all spend the night together tonight? 344 00:15:10,763 --> 00:15:12,799 I just-- I don't know about you, 345 00:15:12,799 --> 00:15:14,400 but I really kind of need that. 346 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,435 Yeah, of course. You can-- 347 00:15:15,435 --> 00:15:16,503 you can stay with us today. 348 00:15:16,503 --> 00:15:18,204 - Thanks, booboo. - Yeah, Dory, 349 00:15:18,204 --> 00:15:21,041 I think you should find somewhere else to stay tonight. 350 00:15:24,811 --> 00:15:26,880 Maybe I could just come by to get some stuff 351 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,082 and clothes, like, for the night, though? 352 00:15:28,082 --> 00:15:29,316 I don't know. I mean, 353 00:15:29,316 --> 00:15:30,817 you don't live there anymore. 354 00:15:30,817 --> 00:15:34,887 So I don't think you can just invite yourself over. 355 00:15:34,887 --> 00:15:36,388 Can we just talk about this later? 356 00:15:36,388 --> 00:15:40,259 No, we can't. Because there's nothing more to talk about. 357 00:15:40,259 --> 00:15:44,230 Hi, I thought I should tell you that Chantal is okay. 358 00:15:44,230 --> 00:15:46,899 She's just in the shower. 359 00:15:46,899 --> 00:15:51,403 Poor thing looks like she's been run over by a freight truck. 360 00:15:51,403 --> 00:15:55,975 I want to apologize for my conduct at Chantal's vigil. 361 00:15:55,975 --> 00:15:59,312 I should've listened to you, and I didn't. 362 00:15:59,312 --> 00:16:00,713 It's-- it's really okay. 363 00:16:00,713 --> 00:16:03,015 I mean, it all worked out, right? 364 00:16:03,015 --> 00:16:06,919 I have issues with women exercising authority over me. 365 00:16:06,919 --> 00:16:09,589 So I'm trying to work through that. 366 00:16:09,589 --> 00:16:10,924 Okay. 367 00:16:10,924 --> 00:16:14,361 For what it's worth, I'm deeply ashamed. 368 00:16:16,858 --> 00:16:18,999 Mm. 369 00:16:48,495 --> 00:16:50,164 I love you guys so much. 370 00:16:50,164 --> 00:16:51,798 Aww. 371 00:16:51,798 --> 00:16:54,667 I feel like I owe you a huge apology. 372 00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:58,370 No, my God, baby. What makes you say that? 373 00:16:58,370 --> 00:17:02,576 Katherine, I'm so sorry that I ruined your bridal shower. 374 00:17:02,576 --> 00:17:07,180 Chantal, no way. 375 00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:09,682 You'll never understand how hard it was for me 376 00:17:09,682 --> 00:17:12,986 to watch you plan your perfect wedding, 377 00:17:12,986 --> 00:17:17,790 all the while, concealing that my life w-was in danger. 378 00:17:17,790 --> 00:17:20,260 What kind of danger? 379 00:17:21,427 --> 00:17:25,765 I thought I was going to die every single day. 380 00:17:25,765 --> 00:17:27,501 How, honey? 381 00:17:27,501 --> 00:17:30,403 Goddamn it, Linda, let her talk. 382 00:17:30,403 --> 00:17:34,006 I was seeing someone, um, 383 00:17:34,006 --> 00:17:36,275 that thrived on keeping me 384 00:17:36,275 --> 00:17:39,713 in a state of paranoia and f-fear. 385 00:17:39,713 --> 00:17:40,913 Oh, my god. 386 00:17:40,913 --> 00:17:42,949 Did he do that to you? 387 00:17:42,949 --> 00:17:45,451 What? 388 00:17:45,451 --> 00:17:46,453 Oh! 389 00:17:47,554 --> 00:17:48,621 Oh, my God, baby. 390 00:17:50,756 --> 00:17:54,127 Yeah, we, um, actually we found her at a motel. 391 00:17:54,127 --> 00:17:56,862 Yeah. We found her camping out in a motel 392 00:17:56,862 --> 00:17:58,565 in, um, in New Hampshire. 393 00:17:58,565 --> 00:18:02,802 And we were very big fans of her poem, 394 00:18:02,802 --> 00:18:05,905 her fantastic poem. 395 00:18:05,905 --> 00:18:08,674 Do you guys remember "Dirty Old Motel"? 396 00:18:08,674 --> 00:18:12,377 Yeah. I-- I think so. 397 00:18:12,377 --> 00:18:17,249 Um, "Sitting on the floor of a dirty old motel, 398 00:18:17,249 --> 00:18:21,253 counting down the minutes till my compass works again, 399 00:18:21,253 --> 00:18:27,127 somewhere between Massachusetts and Maine, dirty old motel." 400 00:18:27,127 --> 00:18:28,761 Oh. 401 00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:34,767 If we hadn't known, uh, Chantal to be the... 402 00:18:34,767 --> 00:18:36,535 the dreamer that she is, 403 00:18:36,535 --> 00:18:39,505 you know, the kind of artist who really escapes into 404 00:18:39,505 --> 00:18:44,877 her own art, uh, I don't think we ever would've figured it out. 405 00:18:44,877 --> 00:18:50,083 Life imitating art, incredible. 406 00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:52,318 When we started to worry that we'd never see 407 00:18:52,318 --> 00:18:57,056 our baby girl again, I put out a large reward. 408 00:18:57,056 --> 00:19:00,327 And I think it's only right for me to offer it to you. 409 00:19:00,327 --> 00:19:02,329 - No, we can't. - That'd be great. 410 00:19:02,329 --> 00:19:04,264 Um... 411 00:19:04,264 --> 00:19:07,467 I-it's $250,000. 412 00:19:11,538 --> 00:19:13,606 Yes, it is. 413 00:19:13,606 --> 00:19:15,174 Um, thank you so much. 414 00:19:15,174 --> 00:19:18,278 Uh, it's such a kind offer. It really is. 415 00:19:18,278 --> 00:19:20,747 But, um... 416 00:19:20,747 --> 00:19:21,882 we can't accept it. 417 00:19:21,882 --> 00:19:23,082 Really? 418 00:19:23,082 --> 00:19:25,185 Yeah, Chantal just, you know, 419 00:19:25,185 --> 00:19:27,719 she means the world to us. 420 00:19:27,719 --> 00:19:31,591 So we're just happy that we found our friend, you know? 421 00:19:31,591 --> 00:19:33,654 All right. 422 00:19:33,654 --> 00:19:36,363 In any case, please, let us find some way 423 00:19:36,363 --> 00:19:39,232 to thank you, dinner, something. 424 00:19:39,232 --> 00:19:43,169 Oh, my God, that would be amazing. 425 00:19:43,169 --> 00:19:45,938 I don't think there is any greater horror in life 426 00:19:45,938 --> 00:19:48,908 than when a parent and child are separated. 427 00:19:48,908 --> 00:19:52,446 That is absolutely right. 428 00:19:52,446 --> 00:19:55,014 Well said, Robert. 429 00:19:55,014 --> 00:19:57,182 I would go so far as to say that, 430 00:19:57,182 --> 00:20:00,353 when a man and his future sister-in-law are separated, 431 00:20:00,353 --> 00:20:05,091 that perhaps that is the second greatest horror in life, 432 00:20:05,091 --> 00:20:09,095 of course, after two sisters are separated. 433 00:20:09,095 --> 00:20:14,134 So parent and sister, and then sister's husband, 434 00:20:14,134 --> 00:20:16,636 I'd say that's the order. 435 00:20:16,636 --> 00:20:18,371 Okay, Ted. 436 00:20:22,642 --> 00:20:24,845 You know, it's kind of a shame that I never want to go back 437 00:20:24,845 --> 00:20:26,646 to Montreal, like, every again. 438 00:20:26,646 --> 00:20:29,416 I thought it was really cute. 439 00:20:29,416 --> 00:20:33,186 Yeah, I think I'll go back, like, in a few years, probably. 440 00:20:33,186 --> 00:20:35,221 - Mm-hmm. - I want to go back. 441 00:20:35,221 --> 00:20:42,288 ♪ Ohhh ♪ 442 00:20:42,495 --> 00:20:44,030 We're going to be the only people we know 443 00:20:44,030 --> 00:20:46,532 who have gone through something like this. 444 00:20:46,532 --> 00:20:47,866 ♪ I possess nothing ♪ 445 00:20:47,866 --> 00:20:50,135 No, Dory. Um, no, I mean, for all we know... 446 00:20:50,135 --> 00:20:53,573 ♪ I'm free from fear ♪ ...most of our friends could have done this. 447 00:20:53,573 --> 00:20:56,476 ♪ I'm a monument to myself ♪ You know, most people are private 448 00:20:56,476 --> 00:20:59,277 about "taboos" like this. It's in our culture. 449 00:20:59,277 --> 00:21:03,015 I have to admit, there's something unfair... ♪ I see you drowning ♪ 450 00:21:03,015 --> 00:21:06,386 ...about all this. It's like, why us? ♪ Half-flesh, half-stone ♪ 451 00:21:06,386 --> 00:21:07,687 - Yeah, but, no. - Do you know what I mean? 452 00:21:07,687 --> 00:21:09,383 Because it's bonding in a sense, right? 453 00:21:09,383 --> 00:21:10,991 ♪ With ambitions that drain your health ♪ 454 00:21:10,991 --> 00:21:12,526 Right, guys? We're, like, bonded. 455 00:21:12,526 --> 00:21:13,859 Yeah, not really. 456 00:21:13,859 --> 00:21:15,428 ♪ You hear me ♪ ♪ Secrets ♪ 457 00:21:15,428 --> 00:21:16,664 Can you believe Chantal? 458 00:21:16,664 --> 00:21:17,930 ♪ You run from me ♪ 459 00:21:17,930 --> 00:21:20,100 I mean, there's something deeply... 460 00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:22,102 ♪ You hear me ♪ ♪ You hear me ♪ 461 00:21:22,102 --> 00:21:23,536 ...deeply disturbed about that girl. 462 00:21:23,536 --> 00:21:24,670 Yeah. Thank you for saying that. 463 00:21:24,670 --> 00:21:26,173 Thank you so much for saying that. 464 00:21:26,173 --> 00:21:28,075 Because I feel like, as a woman, it made me so angry. 465 00:21:28,075 --> 00:21:29,809 Because it's not okay to lie about abuse. 466 00:21:29,809 --> 00:21:31,377 Oh, my god, I would never lie about abuse. 467 00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:32,879 And I lied about cancer. I know. I know. 468 00:21:32,879 --> 00:21:34,780 I mean, it's kind of like the worst thing you could do. 469 00:21:34,780 --> 00:21:36,749 Yeah. Yeah, I... ♪ You know, you know, you know ♪ 470 00:21:36,749 --> 00:21:38,985 You guys, I just have to say, I have a really good feeling 471 00:21:38,985 --> 00:21:40,287 that everything's going to be okay. 472 00:21:40,287 --> 00:21:41,554 Like, thinking back on it, 473 00:21:41,554 --> 00:21:45,626 we did such a sophisticated job 474 00:21:45,626 --> 00:21:47,159 covering this up. 475 00:21:47,159 --> 00:21:49,229 ♪ You can't bear these heavy thoughts again ♪ 476 00:21:49,229 --> 00:21:50,697 Yeah, let's hope so. 477 00:21:50,697 --> 00:21:52,431 ♪ It's in your eyes ♪ 478 00:21:52,431 --> 00:21:55,035 Everything's going to be okay. 479 00:21:55,035 --> 00:21:56,469 You know why? 480 00:21:56,469 --> 00:21:58,137 Because we're good people. 481 00:21:58,137 --> 00:21:59,305 We're good people. 482 00:21:59,305 --> 00:22:00,306 Yes. Yes. 483 00:22:00,306 --> 00:22:01,374 ♪ It's in your blood ♪ 484 00:22:01,374 --> 00:22:03,443 Yeah. And, you know, that-- 485 00:22:03,443 --> 00:22:05,312 that's the way that we should look at it. 486 00:22:05,312 --> 00:22:06,947 You know? Is-- is that, 487 00:22:06,947 --> 00:22:10,416 we are good people who were subjected 488 00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:12,485 to a-- a really unfortunate situation. 489 00:22:12,485 --> 00:22:14,454 ♪ I was willing to be weak for you ♪ 490 00:22:14,454 --> 00:22:17,824 And that's all. 491 00:22:17,824 --> 00:22:21,460 ♪ But you're unholy ♪ 492 00:22:21,460 --> 00:22:23,362 ♪ You're not yourself ♪ 493 00:22:23,362 --> 00:22:24,597 Yeah. Yeah. 494 00:22:24,597 --> 00:22:28,001 ♪ You know, you know ♪ 495 00:22:28,001 --> 00:22:30,403 ♪ You know ♪ 496 00:22:30,403 --> 00:22:35,909 ♪ It's in your eyes when you're perfectly sane ♪ 497 00:22:37,210 --> 00:22:40,579 ♪ It's in your blood when you can't bear ♪ 498 00:22:40,579 --> 00:22:43,483 ♪ These heavy thoughts again ♪ 499 00:22:43,483 --> 00:22:48,489 ♪ It's in your eyes when you're perfectly sane ♪ 500 00:22:49,989 --> 00:22:53,526 ♪ It's in your blood when you can't bear ♪ 501 00:22:53,526 --> 00:22:56,530 ♪ These heavy thoughts again ♪